If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
was it really worth it
I remember once in high school running into my friend Sammi after school and she looked freaked out and we asked her what was wrong and she was silent for a minute before she told us she’d made a joke to one of her teachers and he’d laughed and so she did the “fist bump” sign to him and, in her own beautiful words, “only I didn’t say ‘pound it’, I looked him in the eye and said ‘fist me’”
And then she just left
we accept the dick we think we deserveMargaret Thatcher (via naisae)dark & terror
Wait how did you get that?
Do you get this?
How do you answer question two?
I’m gonna fail this fucking class!
Campbell’s Soup Cans by Andy Warhol in 1962.