If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Chris Pratt visits ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ at Rockefeller Center on September 25, 2014 in New York City.
This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine
(via death-by-lulz)The Stars at Night, Are Big and Bright!
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
(via makearebelofme)Of Grobanites & Coke Zero.
nuggets > you
taking selfies with my friends like
is everyone here very stoned?
this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews.